I Don't Like Flowers But....

Somebody out there will hate me for this because she probably feels the way I do...or I did. Look around the Net and you will find many women who proclaim they don't like flowers. Same here. I've never wanted flowers nor envied ladies who got them. I usually just want chocolates that I buy. Here's the part where flower-haters or dislikers will dislike me--I like flowers after all. Wait, let me be specific. I like those that arrive in a box or a bouquet with a small card bearing my name from someone special.

There. What a relief! In the past, I would celebrate annual flower-bashing on Valentine's Day (of all the days in the calendar).  I'd rant about how boring flowers are and what a waste of money buying them. That's me and totally in character.